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{{Infobox song
| Name = All Your Jeans Were Too Tight
| Cover = AMC-NoAlt.jpg
| Caption = ''No Alternative'' cover
| Artist = [[start|American Music Club]]
| Album = No Alternative
| Released = 1993
| Format = CD / LP
| Length = 3:33
| Label = Arista Records
| Writer = [[Mark Eitzel]]
| Producer =
| Tracks =
#"Superdeformed" - Matthew Sweet
#"For All To See" - Buffalo Tom
#"Sexual Healing" - Soul Asylum
#"Take A Walk" - Urge Overkill
#'''"[[All Your Jeans Were Too Tight]]" - [[American Music Club]]'''
#"Bitch" - Goo Goo Dolls/Lance Diamond
#"Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence" - Pavement
#"Glynis" - Smashing Pumpkins
#"Can't Fight It" - Bob Mould
#"Hold On" - Sarah McLachlan
#"Show Me" - Soundgarden
#"Brittle" - Straitjacket Fits
#"Joed Out" - Barbara Manning/San Francisco Seals
#"Heavy 33" - The Verlaines
#"Effigy - Uncle Tupelo
#"New Style [Live]" - Beastie Boys & DJ Hurricane
#"Iris [Live]" - Breeders
#"Memorial Song [Live]" - Patti Smith
#"Verse Chorus Verse" - Nirvana
}}

'''"All Your Jeans Were Too Tight"''' is a song by [[American Music Club]] that was released on the ''[https://www.discogs.com/Various-No-Alternative/master/11604 No Alternative]'' compilation, issued by Arista Records in 1993.

==Lyrics==
Everything I say sounds clumsy and dumb 
Trying to make you feel better 
Is like trying to trick St. Peter 
Tuesdays and Thursdays I remember 
The Stud's well drink special 
A well cheap as the tide 
Like that one that swallowed you up 
Yeah, you could really get fucked up

You were not wrong 
To give me all your clothes 
You were not wrong 
I looked like a fool 
You were not wrong 
To give everything away

I put my flowers in your window 
To hide a world nobody would ever prize 
And all of this vanity would be funny 
If it didn't hurt so much

You were not wrong 
All you and I had to throw away 
You were not wrong 
Was a cowardly pile of sheets 
You were not wrong 
And a heartbeat that couldn't carry you 
You were not wrong 
To want something better

The sweet screwdrivers were like TNT 
And he said, "Your agony 
Is such an obvious barge to tow." 
That not even a mother could drop 
And you took his advice, he said, 
"Drop your disappointment 
Like you drop a grand piano."

You were not wrong 
To give me all your clothes 
You were not wrong 
But all your jeans were too tight 
You were not wrong 
And why did you paint your bathroom black 
You were not wrong 
I can understand liking Barbara Streisand 
You were not wrong 
But I'm not sure about the soundtrack from ''Diva'' 
You were not wrong 
And what was up with the tanning salon 
You were not wrong 
I'm sorry I said anything about the tattoo 
You were not wrong 
But did you really need another earring 
You were not wrong 
And I hope that you know that I really loved you 
You were not wrong 
And we had a good time, didn't we?

==References==
{{reflist|2}}

[[Category:AMC songs]]

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